LOVE means LIFE BEAUTIFUL

Let your emotions flow through these lovely, romantic poems on love.

	I Love You : Couples Express your feelings to your spouse/ sweetheart with these romantic messages.		Missing You : For Him Warm, heartfelt and loving messages for your sweetheart/ husband/ boyfriend to let him know how much you miss being together.
	You Are Special Romantic Love ecards to get your feelings across to that special someone in your life.		Love Poems Let your emotions flow through these lovely, romantic poems on love.

Forever Love
True love lives on and on and on. Let your sweetheart/ loved one know how deep your love is for him/ her with these warm and romantic wishes.

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

sardar part1

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

FILMI FEVER

Bollywood love letter

When I am: Kareeb. There is only: Khamoshi. I want to speak: Dil Se. That's my kind of: Ishq

Akal badhi ki bhains?

"Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains? Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala."

Bill Gates and Madhuri Dixit

If Bill marries Madhuri; these could be the caption in newspapers...

Aao chat kare...

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Some movie titles may be like these...

Filmi Pyaar

When I am : Kareeb There is only : Khamoshi I want to speak : Dil Se

going crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

formula 420(non veg)

Son asked his dad the difference between

LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.

Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.

Our maid is my RILIEF &

I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF!

hasti thi hasati thi

baloo ko lehrati thi

kuch soch kr sharmati thi

phir kuch soch k muskurati thi

aaj pta chala

saali pagall thi!!


koi pathar se naa mare mare dewane ko
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Technology ka zamana hai,,,
Bomb se ura dooooo usko............!

formula 2

ety	1:28 pm(12 hours ag Her dum yad rakhengay SETMAX ki trha Her Pal Bekhabar rakhengay GEO ki Trha Her Pal entrtain karengay THE MUSIC ki trha But Plz Ignore Na krna PTV ki trha!!

smile & laugh

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chod du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!